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Who or what is impregnating women who sit on this chair? Scientists speculate that it’s frequented either by particularly horny ghosts or the invisible man. Others suspect there is a conspiracy by the FBI to secretly impregnate any woman who sits upon it. Another witness, who was found in an asylum writing strange symbols in his own bodily fluids, claimed only that the wood was cursed by the Black Goat of a Thousand Young herself.

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